January 2012
December 2011
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her...
Prove to me that you're different from those other...
Get too attached = Get fucked up in the end
Justin: Hey, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Justin: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Justin: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Justin: What
Me: What
Justin:
Me:
Justin:
Me:
Justin:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Justin: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Justin: But -
Me: Poster.
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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Girls should be able to get the week off school...
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GOD BLESS WHOEVER MADE THIS POST! <3
Normal friends walking down the street:
Me & my friends:
I've never had a New Years kiss.
I can't wait for my wedding day.